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The Onion Voter’s Guide To Mitt Romney


The Onion Voter’s Guide To Mitt Romney

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White House Officials Confirm Malia Obama Now Seven Feet, Nine Inches Tall

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This Week In History: Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon

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HP Offers ‘That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About’

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Romney Wears Anti-Bacterial Yellow Gloves While Greeting Rust Belt Americans

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Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters

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After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown


After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown

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Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman

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Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America’s Reputation Worldwide?


Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America’s Reputation Worldwide?

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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Put Down

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