Profile of an Ass Kicker: Jack Burton

Name: Jack Burton
Movie: Big Trouble In Little China
Age: Timeless
Haulin Ass with Pork Chop Express
Just wants his Truck back
Wants To Bang: Gracie Law
Equipment: Boot Knife + Tec 9 Machine Gun
No. 1 Attribute: Reflexes

Jack Burton Facts:

80’s Movie Trailer – “Big Trouble in Little China” 1986

Favorite movie quote by far:

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”