A 9-1-1 caller reported the attack at 9:50 p.m. Wednesday and said the man, David Allen Canterbury, was swinging the “Star Wars”-style weapons at customers inside the store at 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, said Portland police spokesman Sgt. Pete Simpson.
I’m not sure what the fuck is going on here… but carry on Internet:
This movie makes “What the fuck” fly through my brain at a rapid rate:
Just when you think it couldn’t get weirder, it does.